Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds