Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.