Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Hummer Jokes More Hummer Jokes

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

Hung Jury Jokes More Hung Jury Jokes

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.