What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

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They both get toe food

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Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Why was a blind man's leg wet?

A: Her dog was blind too.

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !

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Because of you.

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Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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Your ears stay warmer.

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Batman can go out at night without Robin

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog