What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

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They were making the PC screens unusable.

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

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With a little bit of oil.

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Guinness Jokes More Guinness Jokes

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)