What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

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What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

Guinness Jokes More Guinness Jokes

What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.