Half of London
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The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
Click Whittington
Because it is the capital of England.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
An English sleep dog.
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
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They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
A KitKat.
The tarmac, you racist.
Yell B-52.
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant
A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
It's three letters in. "H".
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
He waits at the next station
A dead bird.
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
It was happy hour.
because Happy Hour ended.
