Half of London
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Arabs
The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
Click Whittington
Because it is the capital of England.
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.
An English sleep dog.
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
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They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
U and I.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.
Pop,goes the weasel.
Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.
FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82
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The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
George.
A mounted police officer
The good ones are hard to put down
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
A question mark.
The Tooth Fairy!
