How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

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How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.