How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.