What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.