What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.