What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.