What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

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What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

Answer: That's the lost one right there.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

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What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.