How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

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What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.