How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

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How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming