How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Second Come Jokes More Second Come Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming