What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.