Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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What would you call two banana skins ?

A pair of slippers.

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

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How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster