Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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Why do hitman always wear gloves?

because theyre always wacking guys off....

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

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Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!