What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.