Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

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What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

What do you call a french racist?

A beget!

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP