Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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Why are there no bungalows in France?

Because the French have many flaws

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.