What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A: A wisecrack.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole