What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ?

Annather brick in the wall !

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What is the Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.