Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

What do you call a baby panther?

a Newton.

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary