Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What do you call a baby panther?

a Newton.

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style?

Schrdinger's cut