Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What do you call a baby panther?

a Newton.

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel