What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

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What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

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Baby Powder.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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Chevy Chase.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung