What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

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What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

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How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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Brothel sprouts.

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What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung