Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.