What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.