Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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Whats an inmates favorite vegetable?

Cellery.

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!