Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on