What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?

change??

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What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Dinner Party Jokes More Dinner Party Jokes

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.