What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Dinner Party Jokes More Dinner Party Jokes

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.