Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.