Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester