Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Who runs the 100 acre wood website?

www.innie the pooh.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

What is the saddest Olympic sport to watch?

Water Polio

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.