Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.