What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.