Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!