What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Majority Jokes More Majority Jokes

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.