What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

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What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!