Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
No Biggie.
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
She couldn't see that well.
Half a dog.
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
