Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice

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What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.