Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway