What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

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What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

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Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze