What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

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How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*