What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

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What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

supplies!!!!!!!!!!

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?