What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.