What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

They get toad away.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.