What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

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What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !