What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

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The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.