What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.