Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
Putin end to my life.
At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.
A person that likes to tell anti jokes.
Oh, they'll tell you.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
because it was too tired.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Shaven, not furred
By looking out the kitchen window.
