Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
He wanted to chase the catfish!
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD
Because the Steaks are too high.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Tell it to change its socsks!
People in wheelchairs
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Nothing, you've already told her.
Pregnant.
By looking out the kitchen window.
