Patty Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

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Because his life was in shambles.