Patty Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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How does an Irishman's future look like?

Very blight.

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!