What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.