What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.