What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.