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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking?

They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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Aye Matey!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

Boaris Karloff.

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off