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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking?

They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

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When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

What's the name of that movie about the war horse?

War Biscuit

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.