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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking?

They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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Thank you very much for honest sharing.

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Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.