Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

How do you now when somebody is retarded on Facebook?

Well, its complicated.

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )