Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What's the number one cause of dry skin?

Towels.