What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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Why don't dogs make good dancers ?

Because they have two left feet !

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.