What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.