What's long and white?

The line to Starbucks.

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Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.