What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks