How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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Why do french tanks have rear mirrors?

So they can also see the front lines.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!