How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

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