What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

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What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Why is Kfc always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners