What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."