What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

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What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed?

Hypotenuse