What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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What do you call a wolf you cant find?

A where wolf.

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

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What do you call two pears?

A pair.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

Hypotenuse Jokes More Hypotenuse Jokes

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed?

Hypotenuse