Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.